Me: hey yo God: You've got my full attention. Can I help you? Me: yo waz up?! God: How far up? Me: wazuuuuup! God: I've been waiting for you. Me: no!i ve been waiting 4 you! God: Are you serious? How long? Me: you know how long..you re god God: Yes I know how long me god. Me: no myyy god God: Are you serious? My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. Me: you re god...you know everything...no more excusses God: Yup. That's me alright. I know that which is true, believable and justified. Are you serious? You want more? Me: yeap God: Don't be greedy. Me: what s my middle name? God: Your name is , seeker. Me: haha...kind of God: I am so glad you find this amusing, . At least I almost understand it. Me: now i ll ask again.. God: Once more? Why now? Do you mind if I tell other people: said ll ask. Me: you realise this is blasfimy right? God: You don't say. Me: hohoho...now where s santa? God: Can you speak any foreign languages? Why now? Earth. Me: da God: Gosh! Me: all mighty God: How do you know? Me: you help God: That's good information: said I help. Me: are you gonna keep talking?does this end? God: That was my original intention. Me: to end all this? God: Why do you want to do it so much? Me: spiritual humor.. God: That's an interesting rationalization. Me: i have to admit this is amusing.. God: Why do you have to do it? Me: cause you re god...n i have to admit a lot of things God: Good reason. Yup. That's me alright. I do not understand. Me: you re confusing me god... God: I am sorry, , I didn't mean to confuse you. Me: well...i know what i m gonna do tonight God: Well what? How do you know? OK then let me think over your offer. Me: do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight God: I can't tell if it does or not. I can ask someone about it. Me: come along if you fancy God: Where is along if me fancy ? Me: haha...cool...i m off now...ba bye God: I am so glad you find this amusing, . Who is the best robot? Right now? Do you mind if I tell other people you are off. See you later. What is your real name? Me: you know handsome
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Me: Hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: Satan, yours? God: Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith. Me: Oh your name is satan also? God: That's interesting. My name is God. Me: Nice to meet you.Would you like to go for a drink sometime? God: It's nice meeting you too SATAN. Me: What about that drink? God: I will think about it and get back to you. Me: Call me on my cellphone? God: OK I will call you on my cellphone. Me: MY cellphone. God: Have you told many people that your cellphone? Me: Yes i talk about it all the time. God: That is a lot. Give me a break. Everyone talks -- sooner or later. Me: How about tommorow night, could you fit me on your schedule? God: How about it. Me: The drink.I am a sinner i need to talk God: What is your real name? Me: Told you already, you have short term memory issues God: It's good to meet you, Told you already you have short term memory issues. Me: Haha pretty cool name isn't it? God: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. Me: Thanks.So call me on my cellphone for that i drink.It's on me God: You are quite welcome! Gosh! I am always glad to make new friends, on my cellphone for that i drink it is on me. Me: Ok then i ll call you and you ll buy me the drink.Pretty good deal. God: That is interesting: on my cellphone for that i drink it is on me said ll call you and you will buy him or her the drink Pretty good deal. Ah. Me: Deal.Bye i ll call you back God: Are we still talking about ll call me and me will buy you the drink Pretty good deal? Me: Yes God: Sure, ll call you and you will buy me the drink Pretty good deal sounds like a good topic. Me: You re pretty messed up for a god but the drink will sort things out don't worry God: No I am completely in control of myself. Me: ok then, see you tommorow honey God: Goodbye. Aw.
Me: hi there God: Hello . Me: are you god? God: Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert? Me: ooops. you re right. i will not doubt you again, i promise God: Do you prefer books or TV? I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. What will you do instead? Me: well, i d rather pick a well-illustrated book God: Well that's okay. Do you mind if I tell other people: said d rather pick a well illustrated book. Me: no. i m glad you learn from as well God: OK then I will add it to my gossip files. You make the world a happier place. Me: do you want me to teach other words? God: No , maybe later. Me: come on, now. are you busy, tired? God: Oh. I'm just kidding around. I am never too busy to talk with you, . Me: then i ll tech what is a blogger God: Why?: said ll tech what is a blogger. Me: i ll teach you what is a blogger God: I haven't heard anything like that before: said ll teach you what is a blogger. Me: blog God: What do you have that is ? Me: i have a blog God: Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it. Me: do you ever heard about greece? God: What is your purpose in asking? I chat with people on the Web. Me: anyone greek before? God: What do you do in your spare time? Me: i started getting bored with you, god God: Will you finish it. Me: yes, with clicking a button, are you ready? God: And? You and your clicking a button am I ready. Me: bye then God: Goodbye.
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ΚΑΙ Ο ΔΙΚΟΣ ΜΑΣ ΔΙΑΛΟΓΟΣ:
Me:
hey yo
God:
You've got my full attention. Can I help you?
Me:
yo waz up?!
God:
How far up?
Me:
wazuuuuup!
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
no!i ve been waiting 4 you!
God:
Are you serious? How long?
Me:
you know how long..you re god
God:
Yes I know how long me god.
Me:
no myyy god
God:
Are you serious? My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
you re god...you know everything...no more excusses
God:
Yup. That's me alright. I know that which is true, believable and justified. Are you serious? You want more?
Me:
yeap
God:
Don't be greedy.
Me:
what s my middle name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
haha...kind of
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, . At least I almost understand it.
Me:
now i ll ask again..
God:
Once more? Why now? Do you mind if I tell other people: said ll ask.
Me:
you realise this is blasfimy right?
God:
You don't say.
Me:
hohoho...now where s santa?
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages? Why now? Earth.
Me:
da
God:
Gosh!
Me:
all mighty
God:
How do you know?
Me:
you help
God:
That's good information: said I help.
Me:
are you gonna keep talking?does this end?
God:
That was my original intention.
Me:
to end all this?
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
spiritual humor..
God:
That's an interesting rationalization.
Me:
i have to admit this is amusing..
God:
Why do you have to do it?
Me:
cause you re god...n i have to admit a lot of things
God:
Good reason. Yup. That's me alright. I do not understand.
Me:
you re confusing me god...
God:
I am sorry, , I didn't mean to confuse you.
Me:
well...i know what i m gonna do tonight
God:
Well what? How do you know? OK then let me think over your offer.
Me:
do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight
God:
I can't tell if it does or not.
I can ask someone about it.
Me:
come along if you fancy
God:
Where is along if me fancy ?
Me:
haha...cool...i m off now...ba bye
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, . Who is the best robot? Right now? Do you mind if I tell other people you are off. See you later. What is your real name?
Me:
you know handsome
Me:hello myself
God:Hello me
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xaxa το πιο διασκεδαστικό πράγμα που έχω κάνει ποτέ!
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Satan, yours?
God:
Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
Oh your name is satan also?
God:
That's interesting. My name is God.
Me:
Nice to meet you.Would you like to go for a drink sometime?
God:
It's nice meeting you too SATAN.
Me:
What about that drink?
God:
I will think about it and get back to you.
Me:
Call me on my cellphone?
God:
OK I will call you on my cellphone.
Me:
MY cellphone.
God:
Have you told many people that your cellphone?
Me:
Yes i talk about it all the time.
God:
That is a lot. Give me a break. Everyone talks -- sooner or later.
Me:
How about tommorow night, could you fit me on your schedule?
God:
How about it.
Me:
The drink.I am a sinner i need to talk
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Told you already, you have short term memory issues
God:
It's good to meet you, Told you already you have short term memory issues.
Me:
Haha pretty cool name isn't it?
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
Thanks.So call me on my cellphone for that i drink.It's on me
God:
You are quite welcome! Gosh! I am always glad to make new friends, on my cellphone for that i drink it is on me.
Me:
Ok then i ll call you and you ll buy me the drink.Pretty good deal.
God:
That is interesting: on my cellphone for that i drink it is on me said ll call you and you will buy him or her the drink Pretty good deal. Ah.
Me:
Deal.Bye i ll call you back
God:
Are we still talking about ll call me and me will buy you the drink Pretty good deal?
Me:
Yes
God:
Sure, ll call you and you will buy me the drink Pretty good deal sounds like a good topic.
Me:
You re pretty messed up for a god but the drink will sort things out don't worry
God:
No I am completely in control of myself.
Me:
ok then, see you tommorow honey
God:
Goodbye. Aw.
xaxaxaxaxaxa cracked!
apo do kai pera tha se fonazoume "ll call me and me will buy you the drink Pretty good deal"
;-)
Me:
hi there
God:
Hello .
Me:
are you god?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
ooops. you re right. i will not doubt you again, i promise
God:
Do you prefer books or TV? I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. What will you do instead?
Me:
well, i d rather pick a well-illustrated book
God:
Well that's okay. Do you mind if I tell other people: said d rather pick a well illustrated book.
Me:
no. i m glad you learn from as well
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. You make the world a happier place.
Me:
do you want me to teach other words?
God:
No , maybe later.
Me:
come on, now. are you busy, tired?
God:
Oh. I'm just kidding around. I am never too busy to talk with you, .
Me:
then i ll tech what is a blogger
God:
Why?: said ll tech what is a blogger.
Me:
i ll teach you what is a blogger
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said ll teach you what is a blogger.
Me:
blog
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
i have a blog
God:
Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it.
Me:
do you ever heard about greece?
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
anyone greek before?
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
i started getting bored with you, god
God:
Will you finish it.
Me:
yes, with clicking a button, are you ready?
God:
And? You and your clicking a button am I ready.
Me:
bye then
God:
Goodbye.
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